Weird Tumblr Themes

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(via whateverbending)





disturbed-memories:

With 7.1 billion people on the planet, there is no such thing as individuality and originality.

you aren’t original. you aren’t special. no one is.

(via h0riz-ns)





mum: you're so gorgeous, you could have any guy.
friends: fuck you, you pretty betch.
grandparents: you're such a beautiful grandchild
boys: not sure if a frog or a frog..




jessic-eh:

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(via snapethepimp)





I need to be fucking pretty.

So sick of my face.



#but really  


one third of me: I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves




i wonder what i’d be doing right now if i had never made a tumblr

(Source: blainevines, via geianne)